MITTENS!

Eurgh, look at those fat bastards. Sitting there in their own filth, glaring at that flickering box in front of them. I sometimes forget why I choose to live here. I never bothered to learn their names they don't listen to me anyway. My demands often go ignored, their apparent ignorance only serves to actuate my consternation and thus drives me to demand further.
The one closest is the obvious target.
"Hey you, give me some food!"
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Typical.
I didn't expect him to get up anyway. All I'm ever granted is a lazy glance that strains at his fleshy neck rolls contorting his face into an exacerbated wince...
Disgusting.
I hate these creatures so.
If they're not going to bother neither am I.
 

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...Well. Nothing seems to have changed here, they're all still there, still no food, I'm still here... Regrettably.
Seems like I have to do everything round here.
I'll find something for myself then.
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Oh. Looks like my ability to get up and move has enthralled the smaller one.
The child seems inexplicably interested in me.
The fat bastard.

 He doesn't scare me.
I'll just maintain a stoney eyed glare until he stops staring at me.

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Shit that usually works, there's a definite glint in his eyes.
He's going to do something any minute now... He's going to try and attack me I know it!
Fuck this!

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Eurgh, I hate exerting unnecessary energy, especially when I'm in need of some sustenance.
At least I'm closer to the food now. I spy something on the table.
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Hmmm, It smells pretty good, not sure what it is though. I'll just tuck in. No one else is bothering with it anyway. Shame for it to go to waste.
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Mmmm, Not bad.
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Now What?
Here I am eating my snack in peace and now one of those monsters has decided to get up.
Insolent beast, what's her problem?

Screaming, shouting, waving her extremities.
"leave me alone!"
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Oh Shit, she's got a bit of wood or something. Fuck this!

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More running!
I detest it.

But I refuse to be in close proximity to any of those creatures.
I'm going to stay here and gaze out the window.

Hmm maybe I should go outside, maybe I should be..

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What's that? Why is there so much noise in this building?
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Wait I know that sound.
It's for me!

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Ah they've finally come to their senses.
I wonder what delicacy I shall be indulging in tonight.
Well at least it's meat.
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Ok that meal was far too small.
I require more.
They have more.
Why do they have more?

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"Hey you!, Give me some of that food!"

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Ignored again!

I'm getting sick of this.
That's it I'm just going to help myself.
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"Give me the food!"

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Maybe.. If... I... Slo-owly... Get... A little... Closer...
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Haha! Success, fuck you this is my meat now!

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Fuck he's got up..
He's a lot faster than I imagined him to be.

That's it I'm going out, It's too dangerous in here.

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Ah the great outdoors. Somewhere where I can truly appreciate this meal without the pale faced glances and offensive utterances of those wretches inside. It's actually quite pleasant out tonight, I'll just wait outside for a little while and watch the..

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